IC CONTACT - @tastesofdespair

[learntoswim]

You reached Tallis. I'm either away being awesome, or I'm lying face down in a ditch somewhere. If I don't get back to you in twenty four hours, assume it's the second and send a rescue party.

Seriously.

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FROM: SUBJECT: CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT WOLFGANG Are you hiring? DAVINA I saw your ad... VELMA Hey! I was wondering if I may ask two questions?

TO: SUBJECT: CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT CIAN Hey there, Cian, right?

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Comments

[drang]

Seems so. I recognize most places I've heard so far. Not Thedas.

You travel for work? For locksmithing? [ which you wouldn't need to travel for, he doesn't think, so the question is more 'what did you do at home instead?' ]

And the scrambling for customers. It'll be fine. Everyone has lock problems.

[learntoswim]

Lucky for you, I'm the first. There's a lot of us from there that have been brought here. Guess we have that vibe.

Oh no, I'm not a locksmith back home. It just happened to be the closest job I could find to what I do back home that was still technically legal.

That IS true.

[drang]

That the place has a lot willing to cuddle for deals?

[ "technically legal"... ] 'Skeletons in the Closet' more literal than figuirative? Either way, I know some in the same position. Utopia puts a lot of people out of a job.

We could always go around busting locks and wait for people to come looking for fixes. But that would be unethical.

[ h...a..... ]

[learntoswim]

Seems so! I wouldn't call Thedas a 'cuddly' place, but apparently I'm wrong.

I thought was was being very clever and punny at the time.

That would be unethical and we should totally not plan a day to do that at all.

[Please she misses messing people's stuff up for shits and giggles, it's been FOREVER. ]

[drang]

What’s it like? Anything like Eudio?

You were. It’s a good name. Better when you know why.

Definitely not Friday night, around 2am, when everyone’s too shitfaced from clubbing to notice we’re fucking with their stuff.

[ INNOCENT WHISTLING HERE, T B H . ]

[learntoswim]

Pretty much nothing like Eudio. You don;t get mugged on every street corner, for a start. That's a biggie.

Well, hey, glad it got a chuckle out of someone. My work is done.

OH. WOW. No.

That would be the worst time to do it. That would be pure evil.

[Shenanigans, ho! ]

[drang]

You must either be very poor or very good at kicking ass.

Glad to contribute.

Despicable. Then I certainly won’t see you Friday night at the shop for first day on the job, will I?

[learntoswim]

The second. It's a talent.

Oh, definitely not. Nope. Won't see me there at all.

:’D would you like to log them doing their vandalism shenanigans?

[drang]

And much more useful.

Good to know. When would you like me to start work, boss?

Ooooh yes, lets!

[learntoswim]

Any time you like. Pick a day, and go for it.