IC CONTACT - @tastesofdespair

[learntoswim]

You reached Tallis. I'm either away being awesome, or I'm lying face down in a ditch somewhere. If I don't get back to you in twenty four hours, assume it's the second and send a rescue party.

Seriously.

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FROM: SUBJECT: CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT WOLFGANG Are you hiring? DAVINA I saw your ad... VELMA Hey! I was wondering if I may ask two questions?

TO: SUBJECT: CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT CHARACTER NAME THREAD SUBJECT CIAN Hey there, Cian, right?

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[learntoswim]

That is adorable.

I promise I will be my least terrifying.

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[thevelmster]

Wait until the get to be full sized.

Please do. Mentioning my name might help.

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[learntoswim]

That just means they'll be extra adorable.

Shall do. You can't see, but I'm saluting the screen.

[thevelmster]

Like small ponies. That level of adorable.

No need to salute, but thank you.

[learntoswim]

That IS adorable.

What can I say, on occasion, I like to be proper.

[thevelmster]

It's their superpower.

Well I'm not military, so I don't think it's proper.

[learntoswim]

I'm not either.

...Technically.

More secret police.

[thevelmster]

Well i'm just a scientist that does a bit of detective work from time to time.

[learntoswim]

Oh, look at that, we have a common element. Who knew.

[thevelmster]

On top of our love of dogs?

[learntoswim]

Yes, on top of that.

[thevelmster]

Which part?

[learntoswim]

The detective work thing?

...Detective, spying, same diff.

[thevelmster]

Slightly different. I thought you may have meant the science bit.

[learntoswim]

Oh yeah. No. I don't get science at all.

[thevelmster]

We might have to have a little discussion. You can sit in on science lessons when I tutor if you want.

[learntoswim]

Sure, why not. I love learning new things. Maybe I can teach you how to throw knives or pick locks. Even trade.

[thevelmster]

I'd probably be better at picking locks then knife throwing.

[learntoswim]

Then picking locks it is. I can easily get one for you to practise on, and I have the universe's supply of lockpicks.

[thevelmster]

Does this mean I can start making complicated locks for you to practice?

[learntoswim]

You know, I'd actually enjoy the challenge.

[thevelmster]

Excellent. I'll keep that in mind.