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learntoswim) wrote2015-05-21 11:31 pm
learntoswim) wrote2015-05-21 11:31 pm
IC CONTACT - @tastesofdespair
You reached Tallis. I'm either away being awesome, or I'm lying face down in a ditch somewhere. If I don't get back to you in twenty four hours, assume it's the second and send a rescue party.
Seriously.
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cawaii
hello hi, this dude is a hella locksmith and also i'm so gross in love with DA, i couldnt resist 8T
Are you hiring?
omg excellent excellent
You an ace of the locksmithing world, or are you a newbie looking to learn?
:3 i maybe squealed a bit when i saw the community board sticky note thing for this
[ moreso, thief. he's a jewel thief, and a box man. but a good one, and did work in an actual, respectable establishment back home. that'll be the part that actually ends up on the resume. if he ever... writes a resume. ]
Haven't been a newbie for a long time. I ran a shop with my friend back home, in Berlin.
awww, I'm glad!
And great! Welcome aboard... insert name here?
8D
Wolfgang. Thanks. Have you been in business long?
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My world doesn't really have a name, but the continent is called Thedas. I was born in a place called Tevinter, but my home's wherever I get sent.
Only a month! You're just in time for the fresh new-ness feel.
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You travel for work? For locksmithing? [ which you wouldn't need to travel for, he doesn't think, so the question is more 'what did you do at home instead?' ]
And the scrambling for customers. It'll be fine. Everyone has lock problems.
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Oh no, I'm not a locksmith back home. It just happened to be the closest job I could find to what I do back home that was still technically legal.
That IS true.
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[ "technically legal"... ] 'Skeletons in the Closet' more literal than figuirative? Either way, I know some in the same position. Utopia puts a lot of people out of a job.
We could always go around busting locks and wait for people to come looking for fixes. But that would be unethical.
[ h...a..... ]
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I thought was was being very clever and punny at the time.
That would be unethical and we should totally not plan a day to do that at all.
[Please she misses messing people's stuff up for shits and giggles, it's been FOREVER. ]
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You were. It’s a good name. Better when you know why.
Definitely not Friday night, around 2am, when everyone’s too shitfaced from clubbing to notice we’re fucking with their stuff.
[ INNOCENT WHISTLING HERE, T B H . ]
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Well, hey, glad it got a chuckle out of someone. My work is done.
OH. WOW. No.
That would be the worst time to do it. That would be pure evil.
[Shenanigans, ho! ]
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Glad to contribute.
Despicable. Then I certainly won’t see you Friday night at the shop for first day on the job, will I?
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Oh, definitely not. Nope. Won't see me there at all.
:’D would you like to log them doing their vandalism shenanigans?
Good to know. When would you like me to start work, boss?
Ooooh yes, lets!